Friday, July 30, 2010

Day DUA & Day Tiga @SUNWAY/KL

Day DUA: GAMES DAY :D


Having had a comfy night on the 5star hotel bed, I almost refused to wake up for my Sunway Lagoon trip
on day dua!

(i)
As usual, Leo and I were late for the supposed meetup at hotel lobby,
pissing the father of MINUMAN EPAL off. :P
Took an executive cab with the remaining 5 to Sunway Lagoon.
Had so much fun camwhoring and talking nonsense on the cab.
(You'll realise the importance of camwhoring later on in the entry. :P)
Came up with the KENA LAN beatbox version.
Nonsensically became DJ Ziwei, featuring Yiliang. LOL.
Another joke has smth to do with MINUMAN EPAL again.
"Apple juice", I realised is spelt as "Epal Jus" in Malaysia.
Hence, we always emphasize on the word "jus" when we intend to say "just"
Example, our 6-seater executive cab is JUS nice for 6 of us, the EPAL GANG..LOL..

(ii)
Guess that was enough of crap.
When we alighted at Sunway Lagoon, I was awed by how breathtaking the resort and the view of the themeparks look. <3 Took a bit of random funny photos with elephants, captain quack and cheetahs. ;)
HERE COMES THE EXCITING PART AGAIN. C.S.I at Sunway Lagoon.

In the midst of camwhoring and crazing around with statues and captain quack,
Chaohao found out that he FORGOT HIS HAVERSACK ON THE CAB which left Sunway about 30min ago!!!!!
Favorably, Chaohao didn't leave any valuables like wallet/money/phone inside that haversack.
Nonetheless, Lianne and his change of clothes after waterpark are all within the bag.
Hence it's afterall problematic as we gotta headache tgt what they gonna do with wet clothes and without toiletries.
In search of forgetful Chaohao's bag, we made numerous calls to the taxi company, to our own hotel,
clueless of the name of the taxi driver and its car plate number.
Then, someone(forgot who) suddenly remembered that I was camwhoring on the taxi
and suggested that we check the photos for car plate number/name of driver....

THANK GOODNESS we managed to find out the name of the driver by
ZZZOOOOOOOMING(x into a photo of Amanda, with a driver license info right beside her face!! :D
We called Parkroyal(our hotel) again, telling them to note the name of the taxi driver
in any case she's honest enough to return their heavy clothes.

(iii)
To not waste time, we quickly bought tickets into the 3(amusement, wildlife, water) parks
while we wait for the good news frm Parkroyal.
With an empty stomach, I was almost fainting on the bridge that divides the amusement park and water park.
It was a freeaaaking long walk with wondrous view and we took quite a number of chio photos.
Yes, our first group photo was taken there on the bridge too. :D

Once we reached the other side of the bridge, i was begging for Leo to bring me to eat.
Tiger cafe was totally my saviour that day man. :D
The not-so-yummy-but-cheap fish burger, sausages, cup corn and COKE!
11th July became the inception of my addiction to Coke.
I just unknowingly finished 3/4 of the cup, leaving leonard giving me the du-diao face. Oops.
We didn't wait for long b4 Chaohao and Lianne received their very fateful call frm ParkRoyal.
Another precious lesson learnt about overseas trip: Don't forget your belongings!

(iv)
After my brunch, I became all jumpy and enthusiastic again.
TIME FOR CRAZAYYYY RIDESSSSS WOOOHOOOO!!!

At the amusement park, we started off with very mildly exciting rides to
prevent ourselves from puking on each other. Lol.
Having had warm ups, we started to chiong for water rides and super roller coasters! :D
There's a need for me to describe some of those rides experiences because they're really memorable. :)

Ride 1: Snake ride
This ride is quite wet. Our carriage will escalate up slowly and
zoooooom down after the peak of the inverted V.
Initially Leo and I thought that Chaohao, the one with most mass,
should be seated right at the front as he would help us tank all the water.
However, we could not be more wrong and regretful. LOL.
As the carriage was ascending the slope, the ENTIRE of Chaohao's weight
fell completely upon Lianne, me and then Leonard.
My poor babyboy has problems just carrying me,
I really don't know how he survived that tortorous and wet ride for him.
Ok la, afterall, we had fun laughing at Chaohao's weight and size on the ride. :P


Ride 2: Roller Coaster
This roller coaster at Sunway felt quite dangerous.
At one peak of the inverted-V, both Leonard and I literally FLEW OFF our seats.
The ride was damn fast too!!!! SUPER SHUANGGGG!! :D :D

(v)
Water park was our next destination.
As Chaohao and Lianne's clothes were alrd back at ParkRoyal,
Chaohao had no choice but to purchase a new pair of trunks for the water slides.
Leo and Liang were like laughing at and taking photos of Chao's "sexy"(not!) tight trunks. LOL.

The highlights of waterpark are mainly just laughing at Chaohao. Lol.
There was this damn short and NOT EXCITING ride,
which the person in charge of the station had SOOOOO  MUCH TROUBLE,
trying to push off the float that contained Chaohao and Lianne. LOL.
Leo and I were laughing nonstop!!! Seriously....
The sight was ULTIMATE HILARIOUS!
What's worse is that their float got stuck in the middle of the water slide and
the person in charge had to scream into the tunnel and tell them to wriggle abit to move the float again. LOL.

Chaohao didn't spare two other water slides, namely the U-slide and Matmat slide too.
He kept getting stuck at the top or middle of the rides due to his sheer size.
He should be thankful Lianne isn't of his size. Hahahahaha..
Anw, 6 lanes for the matmat slides are "jus" enough for the Epal gang. :)

Done with the water slides, we headed for the lazy pool for relaxing rest time in the waters.
Pls, it was relaxing not! The water flow was SSUUUUPER slow and
we got really impatient with the super filthy and omgnessly disgusting lazy pool water.
Worse, i scratched my knee as i got out of the lazy pool after one round.
The abrasion was major BAD as it kept bleeding and bleeding and bleeding.
And I returned to the pool again aft it bled less. (still bleeding)
Can you imagine how dirty the Sunway waterpark was?! Thanks to ppl like me. LOL.
But dun havta worry, i got no AIDS, but not sure of others.
Ultimately, the hygiene in waterpark is so bad, at least wildwildwet in Sg doesn't have yellow water?

The wave pool was the HAVOC one. :)
It's supposed to be a suntanning real relaxing area,
but we ended up flipping unexpecting Epal members off their floats. LOL.
Clubbing music really rocks our socks! :) :)

(vi)
Very soon. It was time for us to wash up. The toilet was *vomits* super disgusting!!!
Suspicious owner-less bras and hair hanging around and all around the cubicles.
But, we couldn't care much as we couldn't wait to leave that fun but not that clean place.

(vii)
Dinner at Chinese HK restaurant was goooodieee.. :D:D
Lianne was ACTUALLY CRAVING FOR XIAOLONGBAOS!!
Hahahahaha.. :D But too bad, no other xiaolongbaos can ba compared to Crystal jade's.
The total cost of dining at that above-average Chinese restaurant is quite low
when divided among the six of us too. :D
Omg when am I going overseas again!??
I miss that super duper relaxed feelings! :(

(v)
Day 2 is undeniably the most fun day of this Sunway/KL trip.
We played the most radical game of my life with the EPAL GANG!
B4 any of us get at all tipsy, we started off playing warm up games like
mmm jiji tongkak and bloob bloob goggles games.
Machiam orientation or what. Lol.
Then, suddenly a very naughty idea struck me.
I decided to introduced the Epal gang the strippng game which
i learnt during Sports Camp 2009!!
I shall not describe how the game work, but the gist of it is JUS STRIP!
hahahah.. Joke of the game: Chaohao's ninja suit and head band when he got super high!
He was actually mummifying himself with layers over layers of clothes and jackets and bathrobe,
thinking that the larger the amount of clothes he has, the lower chance he'd strip.
Damn hum ji right?! :P Just shows how kiasu Singaporeans can be. :P
Hahahhahah!! In the end, Amanda implemented a new rule with a clothes limit. :D
Ended up everyone stripped down to nothing but a bathrobe or towel to cover the PPs. LOL.
Love that photo, with all of us flaunting our black bras and underwears. LOLOLOL. :D:D:D

(vi)
World cup finals BORING!
Slept at 5am. HEH.

.....


Day TIGA: SHOPPING DAY! <3

Woke at 11am, extended meeting and checkout time.
Went to their so-called "Chinatown" to shop for cheap goods.
Goodies: Ear studs, belt, bracelet
Lunch at Macs Double McChicken
Bought a cup of special bubble tea with pearls that pop and yogurt will ooze out!
Cheap cheap sushi shared btwn Leo and I. <3
Cheap watches and souvenirs for mummy and siblings
KFC for dinner Coleslaw sucks tho.
Day 3 is not very interesting cos we were all surprised at how fast time flies.
We really enjoyed ourselves madly, especially with the company of Epal gang. :D:D


If you're interested in the photos, go my fb see la! :D


Okie. Next update on my experience at Kaplan. :D Stay tuned. :D:D

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Sunway Trip DAY SATU :D :D :D :D

I'm doing intro to this blog entry in my office now.
Too bored. I can't wait to leave here.
But I'll miss my colleagues alot.
If only my job scope is less dull, I'll be more than happy to stay on. Heh.

Anw I'd love to blog about my Sunway Lagoon trip!! (10-12 July)
It was mad fun. So relieved there wasn't any argument btwn couples & friends.
It would be different if there was any drama. Such would really spoil everyone's mood.

The highlights of this trips are MINUMAN EPAL, Sunway lagoon day and stripping game!


No pics for this post, but what's up won't be boring too, cus this trip is mad dramatic!
<3 my EPAL GANG!! Mwacks mwacks.. Hahahah..


Day SATU:

(i) Leobaby was mad excited for the Sunway trip that he wouldn't let me slp the previous night!
Wanted to slp at 12midnight, yet babyboy kept kajiaoing me & hitting on his keyboard, gaming.
Hence, I got maybe a few minutes of slp here and there just b4 the trip. Mad tired then. Heh!

(ii) Met Amanda & Yiliang on the cab at 3.30am to head for Changi.
Upon check in at 4.30, guess what....
I BLOODY BROUGHT THE WRONG PASSPORT TO THE AIRPORT!
I actually forgot that I renewed my passport for the HK trip with Leo & his mummy 6mths back
and assumed that i only have 1 DAMN passport.
Felt like burning that old passport into ashes then man.
What made me feel so ARGHHHHH was the fucking expensive $70 taxi fare back and fro changi & my house.
Even though my mummy sponsored a teeny weeny bit of the fare, it was still unworthy money wasted. :(

(iii) The budget terminal was quite cui actually. The departure hall resembles a horror movie hospital corridor!
Thank goodness the flight was a jiffy one. :) Sg to KL only 40min on Tiger Airway.
The arrival hall of KL was OMTian 10x more budget than that of Sg's budget terminal.
Must feel lucky that Leo & my luggage was safe afterall. :D

(iv) As if the onset of our trip wasn't bad enuf,
the traffic at KL was horrendous + we had to take & transfer 2 trains b4 reaching our hotel.
Without any traffic police on patrol, the traffic lights were apparently invisible to the Malaysian drivers.
I was in my pink miniskirt and VERY UNLUCKILY but gracefully I fell,
tripping over a slippery curved curb by the roadside. Never zhaogeng la, dun be happy la.. Bleah.

(v) After that fall :(, we headed for XiaoLongBao @ Crystal Jade for lunch!! :D:D
HAPPY MAX! XIAOLONGBAO LEH!! HAHA.... :D:D
Even though Lianne was EXTREMELY AGAINST lunching there,
we still went ahead cos the vote was 6(including SiowYi):1(Lianne obviously :P)
*Read on to witness how Lianne's testimonial for XIAOLONGBAO changed over 2days. :P*

(vi) Checked in and rested for awhile b4 heading down to KLCC via shuttle bus.
THIS IS A MUST READ! COS IT WAS A SUPER UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE FOR ME IN KL!
First, we had high tea at the alrd-extinct-in-Singapore A&W. Seriously the coke float was AWESOME. :)
After nomming, the ladies and the boys went separate ways to do their own individual shopping.
What happened next is smth I'll nvr ever forget for at least a few years.
I was pickpocketed at Vinci at KLCC!!
The shop was mad crowded thus the security there was almost non-existent..

I was searching for my hairclip from my bag as the day i spent 70$ on Sg cab was
wow coincidentally a bad hair day(double arrow uh..zzz..)..
While i left my bag wide open(1 hand still inside) for only about 3 seconds of negligence, as i attended to Lianne to tell her my opinion on a pair of heels she was eyeing at, my bag felt lighter instantaneously.
Omg thank God for my super sensitivity to that sudden weight loss of my tiny bag!
I realised i lost something pink and bulky from that small sling bag - my wallet!!!
My mind quickly sought help from my subconscious memory and i recalled seeing an oddly-dressed lady
who bumped lightly into me while I was talking to Lianne...
I searched for her vigilantly although more than 50% of my heart has alrd given up on the hope to get back that wallet among that messy hopeless crowd of shoppers(or thieves)...
Very fortunately, I found her just standing right at my twelve o'clock, looking very innocently at the shoes.
I stood right in front of her about half a metre away from her, staring at her bag and glaring right into her eyes.
When she caught me staring at her, i can't describe what expression she had on that odd face.
Not surprised, not worry, not nervous. It got me confused, a little. But i was still sure it was her.
The next moment, there was an awkward triangle formed between me, that odd woman and a little girl,
whom that odd woman quickly changed her vision to.
There was a little girl, with an painfully ugly scar on her face. Hmm another suspect.
That short moment felt really long, I can rmb the feelings so vividly.
Out of the blue, VERY FORTUNATELY, I caught my wallet sticking among heels on the shelves,
just behind the odd woman.
I couldn't care much about anything else when i dashed to behind her to grab my wallet to check for loss of anything valuable cards/cash. I didn't notice she slowly walked away behind me amidst my relief that nothing was stolen from my wallet.
The identity of the KLCC thief will be a mystery forever.

However, i HIGHLY suspect that it's the odd woman who stole it.
She was really smart.
She didn't run away hastily, because I realised the weight loss of my bag almost immediately.
If she had ran, I would know it's her for sure.
Bad luck on her as she probably didn't expect my super sensitivity to my belongings and my super subconscious memory to recognise her and the bump she gave me.
Finally, she diverted my attention by staring at another (unlucky) girl who looked as suspicious as her.
Well, I can't judge a book by its cover.
And she walked away, not getting caught or confronted for pickpocketing while i checked my wallet.
Really smart and lucky pickpocket. I was lucky too.
Thank God i didn't have to spend another 100$ on IC replacement/ EZ link card, my cash for shopping
and all the troubles of replacing my debit card and so on..... What an experience. Heh.

WOW. So much for my encounter with a swift pickpocket.

Moving on...
When i reunited with Leonard, he sounded quite worried as message went to him as
"Ziwei was robbed." Lol.

Famished, all of us decided to have Vietnam cuisine for dinner.
I didn't take any food. Was still thinking about the incident earlier on.
I thought Viet food sucks too. Bleah.

Next up was supermarketing for midnight snacks and alcohol.
That was when THE LEGENDARY MINUMAN EPAL was born. LOL!!
Yiliang was the father of it, as he made it sound SO DAMN HILARIOUS with his retard-like pronunciation of it.. :P But it became the theme of the rest of the Sunway Lagoon trip.
Everyone's favourite catch line. :D
Oh yea! Not to forget, Yiliang's infamous NA HIA & KENA LAN which
our very angmoh Lianne caught on really well.... :D

I think I shall stop here and post this very very belated entry of Sunway trip DAY SATU.

:D:D:D:D

Stay tuned for Day TOOOOOOO..

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Sorry to say this

I think blogs that are entirely about Jesus and God are boring, so i won't read them anymore.

Guys who skip from girlfriend to girlfriend after breakupS in just a short while are childish.

Males who are so damn proud of their bodies openly are disgusting.

Singapore girls who hate their own country need to grow up.

Bitches & jerks who make use of people should find out how cruel it feels like to be made use of.

Attached girls who flirt with other's boyfriends openly should be feel how it is like when a hotter girl flirts with her own boyfriend upright in her face.

Brainless bimbos should just extinct cos they're plain useless.

Porno stars and shameless girls who upload their naked photos/vids online must be shot.

Animal abusers should be tortured.

Noisy attention-seeking people should be mute.

Feel sadist and angsty today. Right now.

Twitter addict

My current entry has got nothing much related to the title.

I'm blogging because i'm bored and sick.

Watched 2 movies this week.
Toy Story 3 and Knight & Day.
Really very very bad at managing my funds.
Shld prioritise by not spending, but i just can't resist.
No regrets actually cos i enjoyed both movies with my loved ones.
Quality time spent. :D

Toy Story 3 is by far the best animation movie i've ever watched.
My first "date" with Jun, my bro, was damn enjoyable.
I'm glad he really loves the show.

Knight and Day with Leobabyboy.
Nights out movie even tho i was a sick cat.
See how much i sayang my babyboy.
Leo, when will you learn how to take better care of me, esp when i'm so sick?

I didn't go to work today.
Took medicine ytd night, fell aslp at 12+am and woke up at 3pm today.
Life's not good when you're sick. Heh.

I've no motivation to do anything now.

Kthxbye.